wtf look at this rectangle cow
Hummingbird drunk on nectar.
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
oh my god my blog is now complete
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’
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